What do you do with a drunken sailor? - Poll

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Shave his belly with a rusty razor
15% (9 votes)
Tie him to the taff-rail when she's yard-arm under
8% (5 votes)
Put him in the long boat until he's sober
23% (14 votes)
Put him to bed with the Captain's daughter
30% (18 votes)
Make him Captain of a Supertanker
23% (14 votes)
Total votes: 60

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What do you do with a drunken sailor?

Sailor (anonymous)'s picture

Tie 'im to an anchor an' heave him over

Errrr-Lie in the morning. .

Sailor (anonymous)'s picture

Errrr-Lie in the morning. . .

What do you do with a drunken sailor?

Sailor (anonymous)'s picture

What do you do with a drunken sailor,
What do you do with a drunken sailor,
What do you do with a drunken sailor,
Early in the morning?

Give him the hair of the dog that bit him,
Give him the hair of the dog that bit him,
Give him the hair of the dog that bit him,
Early in the morning.

Wey–hey and up she rises,
Wey–hey and up she rises,
Wey–hey and up she rises,
Early in the morning.

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